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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5306 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1676 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!