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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2718 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
Animals Bred: | 38 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!