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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5865 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!