Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
107/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
11 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
234 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
1 |
Love Letters Sent: |
18 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
37 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
7549 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.