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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2340 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8518 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
