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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8384 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.