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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4837 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.