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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4738 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.