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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7122 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3807 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 772 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 2880 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.