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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8929 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.