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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5757 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Mines Excavated: | 4496 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.