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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5010 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1733 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.