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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4915 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.