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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7798 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 164 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.