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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4399 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!