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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a CIA conspiracy theory? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati would be impressed. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where nitrous oxide is the currency of choice.

Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9789
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	8713	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	551	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	176	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dimension Hops:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.