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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1723 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 | Star Shards Collected: | 95 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.
also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.
