Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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