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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6660 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 229 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!