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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1776 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?