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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 892 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?