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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3184 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 178703 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.
So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!