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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4192 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 121 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Magic Items Found: | 2077 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.
So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!