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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4094 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 200 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
