LonelyCraft SMP: Oops! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MinecraftOnline

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	396
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchantments Applied:	178

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3062	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	98

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	197374	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6973
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	906
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Emeralds Found:	2951
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!