Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1866
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • minecraft eudia server

    minecraft eudia server

    server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Ores Mined: 8478
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XbrosMC Survival

    XbrosMC Survival

    Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Polandcraft

    Polandcraft

    Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

    Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

    Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

    Admin: Hudson9700

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Baldurs Gate

    Baldurs Gate

    Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • McWarside

    McWarside

    Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Enchantments Applied: 120
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DivinePVP

    DivinePVP

    DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • publiclir

    publiclir

    Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Somnus Realms

    Somnus Realms

    Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

    The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

    Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MonkeyPrison

    MonkeyPrison

    We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

    Enjoy

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DawnFire Realms – Somnium

    DawnFire Realms – Somnium

    DFR in a nutshell:

    We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

    On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

    Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

    On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NTraid RPG Survival Server

    NTraid RPG Survival Server
    NTraid RPG Survival Server

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Animals Bred: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MapleCraft

    MapleCraft

    —————————————-­—————————————-­———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-­—————————————-­———-

    Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-­—————————————-­———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-­—————————————-­———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-­—————————————-­———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-­—————————————-­———-

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LectroPvP

    LectroPvP

    Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Paradize Island

    Paradize Island
    Paradize Island

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RiksRealm

    RiksRealm

    Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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