Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Dimension Hops: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3434

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Uncharted Realms

    Uncharted Realms

    Enters our server and do not forget to bring your friends , yet we guarantee you not be sorry , we are waiting for you

    Join our server and don’t forget to bring your friends, we guarantee you won’t regret it, we’ll be waiting for you.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The-Ingot

    The-Ingot

    Enjoy our completely custom Norse themed network! Battle the gods in our amazing prison server, Asgard Ascension.

    The Asgardian gods have battled many fearless survivors.. and have always triumphed. The gods have shared with us many secrets, and we have many custom features ensuring you have the best experience possible.. Do you have what it takes to conquer Asgard?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rush-Kits

    Rush-Kits

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    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mines Excavated: 4381
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Asgard Ascension

    Asgard Ascension

    We are Asgard Ascension.

    A completely unique custom Semi-OP Prison experience based around Norse Mythology! Battle the gods and strive to the top with awesome features like Completely Custom Rank-Up Challenges, Plots, Auctions, Crates, PvP, Prestige Ranks, Tribes, Regular Events, Quests, Ragnorak, Trading, Food of the Gods, Player Shops, God Tokens for Redeemable Custom Powers, Extremely Detailed Builds and Mines, PvP and Donator Mines, Professional Staff Team, Friendly Community, Bounties, Voting Rewards, Rank Kits, Donator Cosmetics, Casino, Pets, Music, Starter Tutorial, Chat Games, McMMO, Friends System and Lucky Blocks! The Asgardian gods have battled many fearless survivors.. and have always triumphed. The gods have shared with us many secrets, and we have many custom features ensuring you have the best experience possible.

    Do you have what it takes to conquer Asgard?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 255
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 641
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EsqueleCraft

    EsqueleCraft

    EsqueleCraft Is A Full PvP Survival Server It Also Has 2 Minigames Tntrun and 1v1 Soon We Will Add More Minigames You can also buy Staff Ranks as admin or creator on the server page 😀

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emerald Craft Network

    Emerald Craft Network

    Server located in Argentina with low ping, Factions, SurvivalOP, SkyWars, with the latest version of MineCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Towns Built: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MyPvP

    MyPvP

    |—–MyPvP.eu—–I SkyPvP-Server ————————————– -•-About the servers-•- ———————————————- Our network is from our owners xXForceTimeXx and xDERobinLPx beautifully designed and built.

    The gameplay is very good by our mostly self written plugins very fun.

    TS-3 Server IP: .MyPvP.eu Version: 1.7-1.8.x + Cracked

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Colony Wars Recreation

    Colony Wars Recreation

    Dedicated testing server for my work in progress recreation of Minecraft Colony Wars as the original server hosting it shut down in May 2015.

    There are four colonies, and to win the game your colony must kill everyone in the other three colonies. You have to mine ores/chop trees to get gold which can be used to build buildings, which can be used to upgrade your weapons.

    Currently full games are playable and 8 classes have been implemented: Cloaker, Scout, Archer, General, Mage, Peasant, Inferno and Dark Knight. There are only two maps at the moment, one is a recreation of the original Canyon map, the other a recreation of forest hills.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9745
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Byzadia

    Byzadia

    Byzadia is a very fun relax role play server. it has tons of plugins and always looking for more. in the server is a town called Byzadia. which has a mayor and all. getting a job and working will get you paid. we use economy plugin. we do a few fun game modes as well.. so come on in and give us a try.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • New Signet

    New Signet

    Are you looking for a community-oriented server? New Signet, a previously private server, is going public. If you’re interested in an accepting and closely knit server, we might be the answer. We’re the kind of community that remembers your name and hopes to catch you online as often as possible. We’re the kind of community that appriciates honest friends, work and effort. We’re the kind of community that hopes to friend you on Skype and become legitamate and amazing friends, built on everything worth it. We occasionally hold events, such as the occasional serverwide hunger games, spleef, Teamspeak/Skype gatherings, friendly PVP, End raids, lotteries, parties, feasts, building competitions, auctions; most events are planned by regular players, not administrative staff. For example, a server member may hold a lottery to raise money for a town he was looking to purchase. The possibilities are endless. Are you a businessman, looking to start your legacy? Start small and buy a shop plot, then maybe go on to buying a town focused solely on your craft! An author, maybe, looking to start an amazing series? (There have been several successful authors– be sure to visit the New Signet Memorial Library!) Are you a builder, looking to make money off your skill? Advertise your skills and make money off town owners and the like! An aspiring baker? Farmer? Do you find your legacy in the black markets of Alejandra, selling drugs and gunpowder? How about actor? The New Signet Theatre of Performing Arts might be your second home as you strike crowds and make a ton of money with your unmatchable acting skills! Or maybe you are a regular vanilla player, looking for the good life in survival? Choose what town suits you! The glam life of Alejandra? The large city of Tilia? The shady happenings of Nightshade? The serene commune of Ember Ridge? The farm outskirts of Strangetown? What town describes you? You decide! Jobs are unique and exquisite! Choose a government job, like mining, lumberwork or farming, or a player-run job, like building for towns, waiting tables, cooking meals; or a special-craft job, such as writing, acting, producing or private advertising. While all citizens are limited to one government job, there’s no limit to how many jobs you can hold, as long as you’re hired and keep from being fired! Server players are not without a voice. Do you feel unjustly dealt with, or punished? General concerns and punishment appeals can be done on the forums (you must make an account to view the appeals thread), and staff complaint forms can be filled out here. We will seriously consider any suggestions you may have for our budding server, as long as they are presented cordially (the most accepted place for suggestions would be on the suggestions thread on the forums).

    If you need to contact us, please do not hesitate to message us on the forums or email us! Quick Email (Owner): [email protected]

    Official Website: www.newsignet.co.nr Forums: www.nsforums.tk

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MC.EvoPixel.RO

    MC.EvoPixel.RO

    Survival SkyBlock Build Battle SkyWars 0-15 Ping NO LAG Uptime 24/7 The Best Forum 24/24 support

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Animals Bred: 192
    Emeralds Found: 7639 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcane-Volt

    Arcane-Volt

    Arcane Volt is a Kingdoms and classes server, greatly similar to factions, but with a huge twist! It allows claiming of land, creation of nexus, kingdom champions, kingdom turrets and a lot more! Classes allows you to play and experience the server in a whole new way than others! The server is also a No-Grief server, that means people would not be able to TNT or Wither your kingdom randomly, allowing you to make the Kingdom of your dreams! The only way to Raid/Pillage another Kingdom is either through Kingdom Wars, Invasion or defeating their kingdom champion for that piece of land.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SURVIVAL

    SURVIVAL

    Standard Survival with a few mods. List of mods: CyanosLootableBodies-1.3.2 InventoryCrafting-1.8-1.0.1 Lumberjack-1.2 Make sure you have the right versions of these mods. Download Ventrillo for voice chat the info is MTL1.LeetVent.com port:3804 no password Xaero’s Minimap is also useful but not required Rules: Players afk for longer than 1 hour will be kicked for the sake of sleeping No griefing/spam killing etc no breaking others property/territory. Make signs No stealing etc etc

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dragon.Fast-Gaming.Ro

    Dragon.Fast-Gaming.Ro

    This server was created with the aim of bringing back the atmosphere and the pleasure that was once on the servers of 2-3 years ago, namely: Minecraft Survival, without other mini-games only survival. We hope to achieve our goal, but this dream must be realized together with you, the players of the server.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 287020 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Planet Gallium

    Planet Gallium

    Planet Gallium

    Join us today at mc.planetgallium.com Or check out our website at www.planetgallium.com as well. If you would like to donate, please visit our shop at shop.planetgallium.com.

    Thanks for coming!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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