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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6887 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3591 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.
Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?