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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Void Gems Collected: 12
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Potions Brewed: 82 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

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