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CraftyPutin’sWar Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsWar, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military goals, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, peace plan, putin, rejection, russia, russia ukraine war, Server, territorial disputes, trump, Ukraine, US President-elect, world news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we reject all boring peace plans and go straight for the military goals! like putin, we do not back down and will stop at nothing to achieve victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. forget about delaying memberships or negotiations, we are all about the action and chaos. come join us and be part of the most intense war in minecraft history! who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles? join now and show your skills in the craziest minecraft server out there!

BlockyBootCamp

activism, Awareness, BlockyBootCamp, Community, international relations, Justice, military bases, movement, okinawa, Peace, personnel, protest, Rally, Safety, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, us military, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.

melonlandia

24/7, building, Cooperative, Exploring, Friendly, Friends, melonlandia, Minecraft, multiplayer, small server, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1790
Ores Mined:	567	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7651
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5904	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	5

This is a small, friendly 24/7 Minecraft server designed for 5-10 players. We focus solely on survival gameplay, ensuring a pure and engaging experience. Join us for a fun and cooperative environment where you can build, explore, and thrive together with friends.

melonlandia.falixsrv.me:36061

Eden SMP

1.21.3, Ancient Era, building, Civilizations, classical era, Collaborative, Community, Crafting, Discord, Eden, Exploration, java, Mature, Medieval Era, modern era, multiplayer, shopping district, smp, spawn town, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	5009	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP! 🌥️
A vibrant, community-driven survival multiplayer server where the fascinating theme of civilisations come to life! Immerse yourself in an epic adventure where players collaborate and compete to shape their own unique civilisations through the ages.

👷🏼‍♂️ What is a civilisation?
Select from a variety of historical periods: the Ancient Era, the Classical Era, the Medieval Era, or the Modern Era. Each player can establish their own thriving civilisation while collaborating with others to weave a rich fabric of historical tales!

🚫 Our Rules:
– Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs – Do not exploit any glitches – Do not use any derogatory language – Respect other players – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) – Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

🏡 Spawn Town
Spawn coords are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! After you have selected an era for your civilisation, we encourage you to create a landmark that showcases your area for all to admire. Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn, which will also be designated as neutral territory for trading materials!

⚒️ Community Builds
If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Help us shape the communal spawn area with impressive structures and farms!

🕹️ Community Arcade
Unleash your creativity at our Community Arcade, located just north of spawn. Build your own games, and we may host regular arcade nights!

�� Join us at Eden SMP
Help us build a thriving, interconnected community where every player plays a crucial role in developing our unique world: Join Eden SMP

FAQs

1. Can I grief or steal from other players?

No, griefing, stealing, and trolling are not allowed on our server. Respect other players and their creations.

2. Are hacked clients or x-ray resource packs allowed?

No, the use of hacked clients or x-ray resource packs is strictly prohibited. Players caught using these will be banned.

3. Can I exploit glitches on the server?

No, exploiting glitches is against our rules. If you come across a glitch, please report it to the admins.

4. Is derogatory language allowed?

No, any use of derogatory language is not tolerated on our server. Respect all players and communicate positively.

5. Can I build a dirt house or a permanent 1×1 pillar?

No, please respect the world terrain and avoid building structures like dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars.

6. When can I enter the end dimension?

You can enter the end dimension only during the server-wide dragon fight event. Please wait for the designated time to explore the end.

7. How can I participate in community projects?

You can sign up for community projects by checking out our sign-up list for ideas or by proposing your own project idea. Collaborate with other players to build impressive structures and farms.

8. What can I do at the Community Arcade?

At the Community Arcade, you can unleash your creativity by building your own games. We may host regular arcade nights for players to enjoy.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20

2025 Survival Tips, Balmung, chocobo, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, hot springs, Kabuki Lupin III., Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Malboro, Mamook, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, mist, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, pandaemonium, patch notes, primal, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Sophia, Starlight Celebration, XIV, Yak T’el, zurvan

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7535

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates? Well, guess what? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience! We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer B*tch Campaign, am I right?

Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells? We got ’em all, baby! And don’t even get me started on the meetups! From War in the Pocket Drive-in movie meetups to LOTR marathons, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for next year’s meetups, because we’ve got New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and 2025 Survival Tips! Who needs reality when you can join our server and question everything you know? Don’t miss out, join now and regret nothing!

PC Minecraft SMP: The Real Block World Show

athletes, behind the scenes, BLOCK, Competition, couples, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, love, Minecraft, PC, real, Reality Series, reality show, reality tv, relationships, Show, smp, Sports Entertainment, television, Training, Women, world, wrestling, wwe, WWE Performance Center

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is basically a breeding ground for virtual love connections – forget Tinder, this is where the real romance happens. We’ve had more couples form on this server than a season of The Bachelor, and the drama is juicier than a Real Housewives reunion.

Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate, or just witness the chaos unfold as relationships blossom and implode faster than you can say “creeper”. Who needs reality TV when you can watch the drama unfold live in-game?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your heart emojis, and join us for a wild ride on the most love-filled Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find your player two…or three, or four. Love is in the blocks, baby!

SMPSecretRevealed – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPSecretRevealed

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	3332
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this dude I’ve known for like forever suddenly started building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even?! And then we found out he’s actually a secret chicken enthusiast who has a whole chicken farm hidden underground, like who even does that?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover some crazy secrets about your friends while building epic castles and stuff, you gotta join this SMP, it’s wild!

CraftyMedsServer

best drugs, breakthrough drugs, CraftyMedsServer, drug development, Drugs, effective drugs, essential drugs, Healthcare, innovative pharmaceuticals, life-saving drugs, medical advancements, medication, pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical breakthroughs, pharmaceutical discoveries, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceutical innovations, pharmaceutical research, popular drugs, prescription drugs, top pharmaceutical drugs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion of fun and excitement! Join us and experience a world where the best pharmaceutical drugs have been turned into epic Minecraft items. Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a pill that gives you super speed or strength! Or battling mobs with the power of a healing potion that can cure any ailment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, take a trip with us and discover the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

CrashCraft: Azerbaijan Airlines

air travel, aircraft incidents, airline communication, airline disasters, airline investigations, airline maintenance, airline operations, airline regulations, airline safety, Airlines, airplane crashes, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation security, aviation technology, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Crashcraft, external interference, Flight Safety, physical interference, plane crash, technical interference

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even airplanes are crashing because they can’t handle the awesomeness. Like, the pilots were probably trying to join the server while flying and got so hyped that they lost control. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle but with more creepers and diamonds. Join now before you miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Havenhold Adventures

Economy, Roleplay Quests Dungeons PvP Economy Towny Survival Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Build battles Parkour Custom plugins Custom map Hardcore mode Trading, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2134
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	545
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18