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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9524 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.
And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).