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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2205 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9337 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
are you tired of playing on boring minecraft servers where everyone ignores you like a piece of rotten meat? well, come join our server where we promise to never listen to anything you say! you’ll feel right at home with our community of deaf players who couldn’t hear you even if they tried!
we have a special feature where every time you try to build something, a giant chicken will come and destroy it just for fun! it’s like playing a game of chicken with, well, a chicken!
oh, and did we mention the secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas? they’ll boogie down with you all night long until the sun comes up and you realize you’ve been partying with llamas this whole time!
join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure you’ll never forget (even if you try)!
