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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1775	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	2585
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	5039
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	167	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	4844	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3789	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7992

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6784	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8548	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0