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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5239 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4468 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on the challenge of finding the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious tacos and the creepers explode into confetti.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!