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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9255 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5043 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 192 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!