LOLswordChads Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ores Mined:	3918	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	274048
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Items Found:	7039
Zombie Dances:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Farms Harvested:	881
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	362818	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Dragon Eggs Found:	2238

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Farms Harvested:	677	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5