Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	647544
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Zombie Dances:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crops Grown:	5616	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ores Mined:	4544
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8272
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.