Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7623	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

Assetto Corsa, breachers, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Gang, Headset Selection, Idol Event, Idol Event Euro Beta Testing, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, Pokemon Gijinka Event, Real Suffering, Reality, smp, viral, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Walkabout Minigolf, WRC Club

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, classmates, comfort, Communication, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreements, emotions, friendship, handling, ISOLATION, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, NoDramaMoms, parallel play, perspective, Playdate, selective, Server, Situation, special education, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BroBroBrokeIt, college fund, confession, consequences, family, finance, financial responsibility, friendship, gambling, Honesty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, sibling bonds, sibling rivalry, stealing, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5024	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	9191	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunflowerGrieferz

Activists, art, art world, controversy, crime, criminal act, criminal damage, cultural heritage, Incident, Justice, Masterpiece, Museum, Paintings, punishment, restoration, sentenced, SunflowerGrieferz, Sunflowers, Vandalism, vandalized, Vincent Van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Animals Bred:	101	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

Alien, aliens, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Communication, Contact, Cosmic, Curiosity, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, eye contact, galaxies, gazing, Hangout, intergalactic, outer space, Possibility, Space, speculation, star, Stars, Universe, unknown beings, Wonder

So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Towns Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

Adventure, Classes, Community, Crafting, Discord, dream, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Finally, herocraft, History, Ip:, Linktree, Live, Newcomer, Potato, Professions, RPG, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates, vibrant, world

Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Items Found:	3077
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

blended families, co-parenting struggles, complicated relationships, familial expectations, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family tensions, father daughter relationship, father figure, fatherly love, Minecraft, parent issues, parental favoritism, Server, step-parent conflicts, step-parent jealousy, traditional wedding roles, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ToiletPaperTussleCraft

apartment, bathroom habits, Boundaries, college roommates, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural respect, foul odor, living together, maintenance, mexico, odor, roommate, septic systems, stench, toilet paper, ToiletPaperTussleCraft, trash can, Understanding, Usa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

age, alive, amazement, CelebNotDeadYet, Celebrity, celebrity culture, disbelief, Enduring, Entertainment, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, legend, Longevity, Minecraft, not dead yet, pop culture, Shocking.., smp, still alive, surprised

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Void Gems Collected:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyComrades

acts of friendship, cherished memories, CraftyComrades, friendship, friendship bonds, friendship goals, friendship love, friendship memories., Grateful, grateful for friends, heartwarming friendship, Heartwarming gestures, lifelong friends, Random act of kindness, supportive friends., touching moments, true friendship, unexpected generosity, unexpected kindness, unexpected surprises, unforgettable moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foodie Brain Boosters

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!