LOLcrafters Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crops Grown:	4623	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	286	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	177	Void Gems Collected:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	95	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	5454
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Star Shards Collected:	73	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	New Chunks Explored:	295761

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.