LOLcrafters Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Duck Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftLands

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

[1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	New Chunks Explored:	791870
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Envy Block Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2849	Magic Items Found:	3649
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8859	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4551
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	188158
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.