LOLcrafters Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	898
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	526500	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	97

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crops Grown:	7978	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6632

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Mines Excavated:	3997
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dimension Hops:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.