LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	1210
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3367

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Votes:	7974
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Buildings Constructed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3378
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ores Mined:	7133
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	157
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	8190
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	680	Votes:	4643
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
New Chunks Explored:	116343	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583