LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

Reasons to Join:

Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6477	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3698	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	62
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dimension Hops:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	601339	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ores Mined:	1225	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Enchantments Applied:	167
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Potions Brewed:	145
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mines Excavated:	4867	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2421	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	5449
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Towns Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1687	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Divine Spears Created:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

play.minecraft.country