LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7186
Ores Mined:	2323	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

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Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
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Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

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SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	1525	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

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Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Dragon Eggs Found:	6000
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	287	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9421	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Animals Bred:	97
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5358
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Void Armor Forged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org