LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

AGGRESSIVE, CREEPERS, frisky, LolCraft, purityfags, relevant metric, Server, Sluts, unceasingly horny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

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CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6295	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Farms Harvested:	717	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	132
New Chunks Explored:	24031	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6806

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8925	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1850	Dimension Hops:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1066
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	163
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5070	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com