LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ores Mined:	8776
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	203	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Farms Harvested:	375	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	903	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	168

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.