LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5950	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Crops Grown:	6925	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Love Letters Sent:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	268	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ores Mined:	8752	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	369192
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Players Killed by Monsters:	9132	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.