LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

Body, Boredom, Chasing, deep thoughts, Desires, emptiness, existential crisis, fulfillment, Happiness, humans, Ill, insatiable lusts, JOKE, LolCraft, meaning of life, Mind, Philosophical, Reality, Satisfy, short lived, Unhappy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	258
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	677856
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchantments Applied:	196	Magic Items Found:	7648
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension Hops:	15

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9644
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magic Items Found:	3260
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	7

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7141	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4794	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	180	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	2

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	668	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

mc.almighty.pro