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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4396 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6108 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
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But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!