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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6930 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!